I'm such a fuckin LADY

  • John Lennon: When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

I don't understand Children.

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When they wake up they’re all like..

When I wake up I have no energy.. 

At school they’re all..

At school I’m like..

When they get mad at someone they’re like …

When I get mad at someone…

When they tell their parents off the parents are like..

When I tell my parents off they’re like..

I can’t.

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